things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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