Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
tell me about the fingering
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