Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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