True but thats because hes a fetus.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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