doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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