Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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