yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just threw up on my dentist
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
So. Much. Porn.
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