i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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