I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Are we still banned from the library?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
