Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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