My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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