I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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