you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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