Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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