my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
why is half of my head shaved?
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