I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
