We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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