Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Randomize
