Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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