if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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