I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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