Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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