I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
