It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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