I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Let's get the cat blown out
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
