it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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