He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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