Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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