That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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