he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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