It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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