If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Houston, we have a blender
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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