Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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