windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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