take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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