I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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