I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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