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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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