North Korea, Best Korea!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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