I will die if light touches me.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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