I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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