That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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