It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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