We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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