you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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