The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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