Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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