I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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