So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
