If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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