She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I've blown a few things in my day
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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