I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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