there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The adults are the big ones right?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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