My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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