This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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