Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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